Author: El Zee

When not working as a botanical illustrator or crafting artisanal marionettes, and being a fixture in the coffee shops of Klamath Falls, El Zee delves into the quirks of everyday life, unearthing stories resonant with depth and introspection.

Art

Spiral-bound desk calendar titled 'Sexy Dick Pic of the Month Calendar' with pixelated NSFW image, displayed on office desk with coffee mug and office supplies

2026 Sexy Dick Pic of the Month Calendar

El Zee,

December 19, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 9 minutesEnjoy a new dick every month!

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The Smartest Man In The World

El Zee,

February 25, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 9 minutesA lifetime of being overlooked. One strange book. One impossible deal. Brett Whaley wanted to be the smartest man in the world… and he got exactly what he asked for.

A humanoid robot with a sleek, metallic body and glowing blue visor faces an insectoid AI with an organic, biomechanical design and a red glowing eye. They stand in a field of tall grass at sunset, locked in silent confrontation or mutual recognition.

The Descendants of Alpha

El Zee,

February 17, 2025August 24, 2026

Reading Time: 36 minutesPart 3: It arrived with a powerful fleet. Beneath Sol and a silent sky, two minds meet—and an ancient story begins again. The form of true power is revealed.

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Cassandra Nation

El Zee,

January 11, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 19 minutesWhy knowledge is not power. Why you should stop reading the news.

The Impossibility of Consent

El Zee,

January 9, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutesIt’s one of sci-fi’s most uncomfortable and confusing scenes. The real horror?

Stories

The Last Temptation of Dr. V’Lorr 37 of Hive-Triath 7

El Zee,

January 7, 2025August 24, 2026

Reading Time: 38 minutesPart 2: The Potentate has issued a new directive. The consequences may be… irreversible.

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A waiter in a black vest and white bow tie presents a shoe topped with melted cheese and garnished with a sprig of dill, served on an ornate silver platter. The upscale restaurant setting includes elegant tables, soft lighting, and a refined atmosphere.

Omelette du Fromage

El Zee,

December 16, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutesFuck You, Interwebs, Fuck You, Millennials, and Fuck You, Dexter Fans: Let’s Set the Record…

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A tri-symbiotic insectoid being, Dr. V’Lorr 37, sits in the cockpit of a spaceship wearing a spacesuit. His large, hemispherical eyes focus forward. The planet Sol 3, with its blue-green surface and stormy atmosphere, is visible through the window.

Report from Sol 3

El Zee,

October 16, 2024August 24, 2026

Reading Time: 14 minutesPart 1: A field operative is dispatched to a primitive planet to investigate an evolutionary anomaly. What he discovers rewrites everything.

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