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Art

Spiral-bound desk calendar titled 'Sexy Dick Pic of the Month Calendar' with pixelated NSFW image, displayed on office desk with coffee mug and office supplies

2026 Sexy Dick Pic of the Month Calendar

El Zee,

December 19, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 9 minutesEnjoy a new dick every month!

Music

Middle-aged utility lineman in yellow hard hat and high-visibility vest stands next to white utility truck with bucket lift in rural Kansas wheat field. He holds framed lyrics to 'Wichita Lineman' with skeptical, exasperated expression. Telephone poles stretch to horizon in background.

Wichita Lineman

Raymond J. Keller,

October 27, 2025April 19, 2026

Reading Time: 8 minutesA veteran lineman dismantles “Wichita Lineman,” the song that turned a blue-collar job into a beautiful lie.

Commentary

The Smartest Man In The World

El Zee,

February 25, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 9 minutesA lifetime of being overlooked. One strange book. One impossible deal. Brett Whaley wanted to be the smartest man in the world… and he got exactly what he asked for.

Commentary

Cassandra Nation

El Zee,

January 11, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 19 minutesWhy knowledge is not power. Why you should stop reading the news.

The Impossibility of Consent

El Zee,

January 9, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutesIt’s one of sci-fi’s most uncomfortable and confusing scenes. The real horror?

Commentary

A waiter in a black vest and white bow tie presents a shoe topped with melted cheese and garnished with a sprig of dill, served on an ornate silver platter. The upscale restaurant setting includes elegant tables, soft lighting, and a refined atmosphere.

Omelette du Fromage

El Zee,

December 16, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutesFuck You, Interwebs, Fuck You, Millennials, and Fuck You, Dexter…

Commentary

I can help you create alt text for these images! Alt text should describe the image content for accessibility. Here are suggestions for each image we've worked on: The Van (Disco Grandpa): "Burgundy custom GMC Vandura van with candy paint and porthole windows parked in front of Volusia County Courthouse. Elderly man in burgundy velour disco suit and pompadour hairstyle stands at passenger door gesturing to elderly woman sitting inside clutching purse, refusing to exit. 1983 Florida setting." The Restroom Girl: "Interior of dingy rural convenience store under harsh fluorescent lights. Young teenage girl in white frilly bluegrass dress emerges from restroom door at back, smoothing her dress with serene expression. Several people scattered throughout store recoil in horror, clutching chests and covering noses. Rainy afternoon visible through windows. 2007 Ozarks setting." Wichita Lineman: "Middle-aged utility lineman in yellow hard hat and high-visibility vest stands next to white utility truck with bucket lift in rural Kansas wheat field. He holds framed lyrics to 'Wichita Lineman' with skeptical, exasperated expression. Telephone poles stretch to horizon in background." Under the Bridge (Roxy's Workspace): "Makeshift living space under concrete highway overpass. Stained mattress with colorful floral scarves and blankets. 'Hang In There' motivational cat poster taped to concrete pillar. Self-help books 'The Secret' and 'QBQ!' visible on mattress alongside chipped mug with wildflowers, framed photo, and red lamp. Rats visible in background. Urban decay contrasts with attempts at homey decoration." Citizen Furiosa: "Movie poster parody. Young woman with shaved head in post-apocalyptic desert clothing and mechanical prosthetic arm holds chrome spray paint can aloft like torch. She wears makeshift Statue of Liberty crown made from green metal. Title 'CITIZEN FURIOSA' appears in blue and gold letters at bottom against white background.

Citizen Furiosa

El Zee,

September 29, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 6 minutesDid Furiosa Inadvertently Repopularize Huffing? Fire up your V8 Interceptor…

Art

A group of Amish women, dressed in traditional bonnets and modest long dresses, stand together in a grassy field exuding raw sexuality. Their expressions are stern and serious as they direct their smoldering gazes intently.

Amish Girls Gone Wild!!

El Zee,

September 5, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 2 minutesHold your horses, and the carriage too. I’m planning to…

Music

Steve Cropper Was Instrumental in the Blues Brothers

Rick Anderson,

August 27, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutesA legendary guitarist, a soul-soaked soundtrack, and a band that was no joke—how one Stax icon helped turn a wild comedy into a timeless musical homage.

Stories

A vintage photo of a young girl with glasses looking up in awe, surrounded by an audience.

Reading Time: 73 minutesA man from the distant future travels back to witness a forgotten moment in history. But what he awakens—inside others, and inside himself—will echo through time in ways no one expected.