I Propose That We Engage In Recreational Coitus

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“I Propose That We Engage In Recreational Coitus”

Dr. Barry Cox, Ph.D.

From “The Parameters of Desire”

Protocol Records, 1976

A rare archival audio deployment of Dr. Barry Cox’s 1976 formal consent protocol, “I Propose That We Engage in Recreational Coitus,” from the breakthrough album The Parameters of Desire (Protocol Records). This track represents the absolute peak of data-driven courtship optimization, ensuring all environmental risks and biological contingencies are thoroughly processed prior to intromission. It is the perfect sonic accompaniment for listeners who prefer their romance legally binding, scientifically verified, and completely free of distractive metrics.

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