Category: Art

Art

Spiral-bound desk calendar titled 'Sexy Dick Pic of the Month Calendar' with pixelated NSFW image, displayed on office desk with coffee mug and office supplies

2026 Sexy Dick Pic of the Month Calendar

El Zee,

December 19, 2025March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 9 minutesEnjoy a new dick every month!

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A group of Amish women, dressed in traditional bonnets and modest long dresses, stand together in a grassy field exuding raw sexuality. Their expressions are stern and serious as they direct their smoldering gazes intently.

Amish Girls Gone Wild!!

El Zee,

September 5, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 2 minutesHold your horses, and the carriage too. I’m planning to exploit the vast untapped potential…

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An old man (God) with white hair and a beard driving a convertible car with two young passengers (Adam & Eve), heading towards a destination called Eden. "And he (Harold be thy name) drove them out of Eden in his Fury (Plymouth)."

Bible, Illustrated (A Graphic Novel)

El Zee,

January 30, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 2 minutesTo capture the growing illiterate and low attention span market, I am currently undertaking the…

Art

A cartoon of a fiddler and the devil in a fiery setting, with a speech bubble from the fiddler about musical scales.

The Devil Went Down to Georgia…

Rick Anderson,

January 29, 2024May 11, 2026

Reading Time: < 1 minuteWith a little help from my friend… Charlene Danyells presents a musical inversion with a…

Art for AI’s Only

El Zee,

January 10, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 4 minutesNo humans are welcomed or allowed (you saw the test, we trust you). I for…

A celebratory cake with a whimsical design featuring a cartoon uterus, and googly eyes, surrounded by colorful fondant flowers.

Always Check the Number Before Leaving a Message

El Zee,

January 7, 2024March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutesI’ve had this voicemail since 1995. ChatGPT knew I was coming and wouldn’t make me…

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Depressing quote over an image of a desolate garbage dump with a dramatic sunset. "Work like no one is watching. Dance, like you've never been hurt. Love, like you don't need the money."

Work, Dance, Love

El Zee,

October 1, 2023March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutesThere’s an oft-misattributed motto, “Work like you don’t need the money. Dance like no one…

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A playful and stylized illustration of a naked red-haired female figure seated on an antique toilet, ready to pull the chain.

Rolly Crump

El Zee,

August 30, 2023March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutesThe Hidden Beatnik Behind the Mouse: How a Risqué Poster on The Dick Van Dyke Show Led Me to Discover Disney’s Most Subversive Imagineer.