Bible, Illustrated (A Graphic Novel)

To capture the growing illiterate and low attention span market, I am currently undertaking the creation of an illustrated Bible, beginning with the book of Genesis. We need to figure out some things for our images. What did God drive? Do we know his name?

It’s all in there. It’s clear that Harold drove a Plymouth.

“And he drove them out of Eden in his Fury.”

“Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.”

He dumped them somewhere east of the Edens (I’m presuming the expressway), so that might be Skokie, Il.

R. Crumb has beat me to the entire book of Genesis.

This was more relatable in the days before GPS.

Few people are aware, but Jesus had a spectacular ass, which I guess you’d expect if you think about it. It’s unclear what he called this donkey. I think it was probably named gluteus maximus.