Stories The Internal Torture of the Sentient MPM El Zee, December 15, 2023May 2, 2024 One day, whilst driving about on some now-forgotten errand, I encountered a train. Yet this… Continue Reading
Commentary Now I Am Become Pretentious, The Destroyer Of Translations El Zee, October 4, 2023December 18, 2023 I recently had a conversation with ChatGPT. We discussed Robert Oppenheimer’s famous translation of a… Continue Reading
Music Sixty Second Man Rick Anderson, October 1, 2023March 19, 2024 I’m attempting to modernize the lyrics of “Sixty Minute Man” by Billy Ward and Rose… Continue Reading
Art Work, Dance, Love El Zee, October 1, 2023December 24, 2023 There’s an oft-misattributed motto, “Work like you don’t need the money. Dance like no one… Continue Reading
Stories Mars, The Kind Of Place To Raise Your Kids El Zee, September 23, 2023December 17, 2023 April 1, 2023 Mr. Elon Musk c/o SpaceX 1 Rocket Road Hawthorne, CA 90250 Dear… Continue Reading
Commentary Uni-Directional, Bit-Aligned, Blobtainum Shielded Cables Rick Anderson, September 22, 2023December 19, 2023 I came across a captivating web page that boldly claimed to offer the pinnacle of… Continue Reading
Stories The Van El Zee, September 5, 2023December 17, 2023 Wholly unexpected circumstances had made it such that I found myself sitting quietly on the… Continue Reading
AI The ChatGPT-Enhanced Smart Toaster™ El Zee, September 1, 2023December 17, 2023 or Roadmap to World Domination 1.0 “So, this whole idea of AI becoming self-aware and… Continue Reading
Stories The Choo Choo Diner El Zee, August 30, 2023December 17, 2023 During a specific visit in 1968, I had lunch at this establishment with my mother… Continue Reading
Art Rolly Crump El Zee, August 30, 2023January 31, 2024 For reasons unknown, I was watching an old episode of the “Dick Van Dyke Show,”… Continue Reading