Sixty Second Man

I’m attempting to modernize the lyrics of “Sixty Minute Man” by Billy Ward and Rose Marks, as performed by Billy Ward and his Dominoes in a way that is respectful and mindful of contemporary sensibilities.

When it soared to number one on the R&B charts in May 1951, it not only dominated for 14 weeks but also made a remarkable crossover to the pop charts, reaching number 17. Its cultural impact was further cemented when it was voted ‘Song of the Year’ in 1951.

The song’s original lyrics, while iconic, carry a tone of bravado that might not resonate with everyone today, potentially leading to feelings of inadequacy and perhaps setting unrealistic standards in others. Acknowledging this, there’s room to adapt the song’s message for modern audiences, maintaining the catchy tune and historical charm, but with a refreshed perspective that is more inclusive and considerate of all listeners.

Sixty-second man, sixty-second man
Looky here girls I’m telling you now
They call me “Speedy Stan”
I rock ’em, roll ’em for seconds long
I’m a sixty-second man
If you don’t believe I’m all that I say
Then I’ll just use my hand
When I let you go you’ll cry “Already?”
“He’s a sixty-second man”.
There’ll be 15 minutes of begging
Then you’ll holler “Please please stop” (Please stop!)
There’ll be 15 minutes of crying
And 15 seconds of “foreplay”
And 15 seconds of blowing my top
So if your man is takin’ too long
Come up and see ol’ Stan
I rock ’em, roll ’em for seconds long
I’m a sixty-second man
Sixty-second man
They call me Speedy Stan
I rock ’em, roll ’em for seconds long
I’m a sixty-second man