August 29, 2023December 18, 2023 Proposal: The Abraham Lincoln Tomb Electrical Power Generation Station Continuing its unwavering commitment to sustainability and green energy, the GOP proposes an innovative plan for the Lincoln Tomb Renewable Energy Electrical Generation Station. Their bold plan involves thoughtfully wrapping Lincoln’s corpse with highly conductive copper wire and strategically installing powerful neodymium magnets around his remains. Using the current state of Lincoln’s beloved political party to prompt him to spin in his grave, they envision harnessing that energy to generate electrical current and vast amounts of clean, renewable electrical power, fueling our nation’s progress back into the glorious past, restoring the traditions and institutions of the great country Lincoln grew up in. Politics
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