August 28, 2023February 14, 2024 The Luxury Vacation Resort of Public Opinion In this innovative interpretation of the criminal justice system, a person’s fate lies in the hands of public opinion rather than the traditional judicial court. If an individual can successfully sway public sentiment in their favor, they will fully escape imprisonment, even in the event of losing the criminal case. Instead of a federal penitentiary they will find themselves at “The Luxury Vacation Resort of Public Opinion,” an exclusive and luxurious retreat imbued with top-notch security measures and amenities. Public and personal perception becomes the ultimate arbiter in this system, granting individuals a second, or 79th, chance at freedom. Winning the court of public opinion demands skillful communication, media engagement, widespread outreach, and a vast army of willfully ignorant, self-deluded minions. Tenacious advocates and media experts work tirelessly to craft a compelling narrative with beyond-dubious legal claims, influencing public sentiment through various channels, which render the judicial system wholly neutered and impotent. For example, a lawyer for the defendant can appear on multiple news networks and say, with a straight face, “My client did not instruct anyone to murder the victim. He simply asked, in an aspirational manner, ‘Would you please murder the person I don’t like for me?’, which is something that is wholly protected free speech under the First Amendment.” Following their exoneration from incarceration, individuals are whisked away to their personal resort, where their security is of utmost importance. The resort boasts state-of-the-art security measures, ensuring protection from deranged prosecutors and other potential threats. Luxury accommodations are provided to ensure cold comfort and tranquility during their stay. Personalized wardrobes, meticulously tailored to match guests’ unique characteristics, add a touch of exclusivity to their experience. Picture an orange designer jumpsuit perfectly coordinated with the guest’s freakish hair dye and skin tone, emphasizing their freedom and individuality. The all-inclusive nature of the resort goes beyond lavish accommodations. Guests are treated to gourmet meals that cater to their specific preferences, recreational activities to indulge in, wellness services to promote relaxation, and a range of entertainment options to suit various tastes. The resort recognizes the importance of personal connections, fostering an environment where intimate relationships can flourish. Perhaps guests can find sensual romance that, by harnessing the power of personal delusion, might also be characterized as consensual! They can simply say to themselves, “Just think of Putin. Just think of Putin. Just think of Putin…” “The Luxury Vacation Resort of Public Opinion” presents an innovative alternative to the complexities of the justice system. By prioritizing public perception, individuals are given a chance to alter their fate and avoid imprisonment through persuasive communication, media influence, euphemism, and delusion. Such a system can truly revolutionize the concept of justice in our society. In conclusion, If your supporters believe you are innocent, a federal court can’t convict or sentence you, obviously. It’s a legal Tinkerbell effect, which since it doesn’t exist cannot be refuted! Certainly, so-called, “lawyers” have passed the fancy-schmancy, “Bar Exam.” However, should one ever venture into any actual bar, legal scholars who have graduated from the school of hard knocks can educate them as to the real intricacies of the US judicial system. Remember, you’re only headed to the penitentiary in actuality, not in the hearts and minds of you or your supporters. Politics
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